Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:15
Especially for a decent guy working in IT etc
She will claim to be a Housewife and a few days later “Husband” will call you and demand vindication for stealing his honor in the form of money
It's a hell of a risk
Door to Door Massage is code name for Paid Sex in 90% cases
Just watch the Bangalore Police Facebook page where they give you case after case
Never allow these people into your home
Again
They are mainly sex workers
Then only Goa is 100% clean
Or drive to Thekkady or Kutralam where you get a clean massage even by a woman
Or blackmail
If you are desperate enough to want paid sex
The other alternative is to take a flight to Thailand and ensure you don't snare one of them ‘Lady Boys' in Potpong
Please dont invite such people to your home
Or a Male Masseuse for a Male and Female Masseuse for a Female
Lot of Advertising
That means
You want a proper massage from a certified, clean masseuse who just gives you a massage, then go to a Five Star Hotel Spa or a highly reputed spa where reputation is more than offers of sex
What are some great short jokes?
Good and Clean Location - not an obscure house in some random colony